Dr. Gea and I have a truly pitiful patient today. He clearly appears dehydrated, clumsy, and even way too overweight for our standards. We exchange an amused glance as we begin to evaluate what the most suitable treatment might be for such a case.We decide to start with a first attempt at hydration, spitting on him, directly in his face. Its almost comical to see how, after just a few seconds, he already seems invigorated or maybe just confused and grateful to receive any attention from us. After all, our presence alone is enough to make him feel miraculously better. Imagine that.But its obvious that its not enough. We cant leave him like this, half hydrated and still so miserably needy. Serve much more.So we make him lie down on the floor and ****** him to drink our piss.
